If you have only just joined us, you're in time for a round-up of today's top story. A giant creature is rampaging through the south western States of our great country, causing thousands of dollars worth of damage with every step. If you have been affected financially by this despicable creature, you can only pray that your insurance company covers it.
We have received many emails and phonecalls asking for more information about the creature and it's origins. We don't know a lot about the creature at the moment, but experts suspect that the creature originated somewhere in the Mojave Desert. An early eye-witness report this morning suggests that the experts are correct. A small family on their way to a McDonalds restaurant in Barstow, California, saw the creature in the distance heading west across the desert as they passed. They were lucky not to cross paths with the creature, who has already caused millions of dollars worth of damage. The area worst affected by the creature is Los Angeles, which has seen the complete destruction of landmarks such as the Getty Centre, The County Museum of Art, and the nearby Tar Pits of La Brea and the museum associated with it.
The creature itself appears to be a Chuckwalla, a common lizard found in southern US states. The creature stands at around 10 metres tall and it's length is estimated at 50 metres. We have been assured by experts that this creature is a herbivore and is usually scared of humans, yet in this case, the creature probably thinks of us humans as looking like ants. All I can suggest is to stay away from those huge feet it has! We are currently awaiting instructions from the Government, so stay with us; you'll hear more as soon as we do.
Hope you enjoyed that. ^_^
Here are the cards that I picked:
- Getty Centre
- La Brea Tar Pits
- McDonalds
- Mojave Desert
- 101 Pacific Coast Highway
1 comment:
Wow! It was all about California for you wasn't it? Well done Craig!
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